fucking friendster....
I was at friendster checking my friends profile. To be honest, 1/3 of them I have no idea who the freaking hack they are, and the rest are people I know. And of the people I know, 2/3 of them I only meet like once a year or less. And the rest can be categorize into more then 5 or less then it.
I was browsing trough my "friends" profile and few of them, I finally get to recognize who the freaking hack they are! All because they are either using weird names, nicknames or some newly invented Christian names. And thanks to the latest technology created by man kind call cosmetics, I hardly recognize their face!!! Freaking hell.
whenever people add me that I don't know, I'll usually send a message and ask who the hack they are. And their answer can be categorize as below:
A. "oh, you are hot so I would like to know you."
B. "nothing, I just run trough my friend's profile and saw you and I though of adding you."
C. This answer is a freaking long one so bare with me:
message sent : "hi, can I know who are you? Did I met you before? Cheers, sharky"
message received : "hi there, I am XXX (English name), your classmate in ABC college!"
message sent : "dear XXX, I can't remember you, could you please refresh my memory?"
message received : "aiyo! I am XXX la! You don't remember liaw meh? The one that bla bla..."
message sent : "huh? I don't think I get it. Do you use your Chinese name in ABC College"
message received: "I am XYZ (Chinese name) lor... Now you remember or not ler??"
message sent: "oh! XYZ, it's you! How's life you change a lot!"
well, as you guessed, A and B are the answer I get from guys and C, is from girls who can't seem to tell me what their Chinese name. It's like playing some lame Hong Kong game guessing show but I don't get to receive any gift.
apart from this lame guessing game, we usually get to tortured by girls that are not so cute but pretend to be cute and put on caption like "cute girl" or "ain't I cute?" or even worst, "dream girl"
the cute girl syndrome include:
1. Stuck out tongue
2. Head down, eyes look up, camera above the head and that "I-am-so-cute" look
3.continous shots of the same freaking position.
then, I come across this bulletin posted by a friend of mine.
I LOVE IT.
and I'm going to put it on and you guys that are irritated by million of bulletin posts with lame questions will be cheering god's name.
here, I present you, all about repost
1. If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""arnt I hot"doesn't convince anyone.
2.To the people who have like 25,000 friends, (a few account)are you serious?Nobody in this universe can keep up with that manyfriends.You're stupid.Go play in traffic.
3.Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.
4.Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in the specialolympics;even if you win,you're still retarded.
5.Making 20 bulletins a dayabout how you have new picturesand begging people to comment on them ispathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,and those who actually care about youwill comment on your pics.
6.If all your pictures look the same,don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
7.Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend?MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking"what's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up!
8.Little 6th graders who have an account here and look like sluts,go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
9.If you have decided to read this,you are a true Friend.Real friends read their bulletins.
10.I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains(if they have them).
11.And if you open a bulletin and it says something like"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rapeyourdog tonight,"IT'S NOT REAL!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
cheers!
I was browsing trough my "friends" profile and few of them, I finally get to recognize who the freaking hack they are! All because they are either using weird names, nicknames or some newly invented Christian names. And thanks to the latest technology created by man kind call cosmetics, I hardly recognize their face!!! Freaking hell.
whenever people add me that I don't know, I'll usually send a message and ask who the hack they are. And their answer can be categorize as below:
A. "oh, you are hot so I would like to know you."
B. "nothing, I just run trough my friend's profile and saw you and I though of adding you."
C. This answer is a freaking long one so bare with me:
message sent : "hi, can I know who are you? Did I met you before? Cheers, sharky"
message received : "hi there, I am XXX (English name), your classmate in ABC college!"
message sent : "dear XXX, I can't remember you, could you please refresh my memory?"
message received : "aiyo! I am XXX la! You don't remember liaw meh? The one that bla bla..."
message sent : "huh? I don't think I get it. Do you use your Chinese name in ABC College"
message received: "I am XYZ (Chinese name) lor... Now you remember or not ler??"
message sent: "oh! XYZ, it's you! How's life you change a lot!"
well, as you guessed, A and B are the answer I get from guys and C, is from girls who can't seem to tell me what their Chinese name. It's like playing some lame Hong Kong game guessing show but I don't get to receive any gift.
apart from this lame guessing game, we usually get to tortured by girls that are not so cute but pretend to be cute and put on caption like "cute girl" or "ain't I cute?" or even worst, "dream girl"
the cute girl syndrome include:
1. Stuck out tongue
2. Head down, eyes look up, camera above the head and that "I-am-so-cute" look
3.continous shots of the same freaking position.
then, I come across this bulletin posted by a friend of mine.
I LOVE IT.
and I'm going to put it on and you guys that are irritated by million of bulletin posts with lame questions will be cheering god's name.
here, I present you, all about repost
1. If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""arnt I hot"doesn't convince anyone.
2.To the people who have like 25,000 friends, (a few account)are you serious?Nobody in this universe can keep up with that manyfriends.You're stupid.Go play in traffic.
3.Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.
4.Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in the specialolympics;even if you win,you're still retarded.
5.Making 20 bulletins a dayabout how you have new picturesand begging people to comment on them ispathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,and those who actually care about youwill comment on your pics.
6.If all your pictures look the same,don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
7.Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend?MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking"what's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up!
8.Little 6th graders who have an account here and look like sluts,go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
9.If you have decided to read this,you are a true Friend.Real friends read their bulletins.
10.I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains(if they have them).
11.And if you open a bulletin and it says something like"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rapeyourdog tonight,"IT'S NOT REAL!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
cheers!
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