Half Drunk Shark

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Monday, January 16, 2006

10 things we hate about guys

1. sissy. Being like the primary-school-girls-go-to-toilet-in-a-whole-group is not going to make you look cool. The "if you go the I go also" thingy doesn't work for guys.

2. The girls-like-me attitude. Just because a few girls confess that they like you does not make all the female in this world likes you. Just because we treat you good doesn't mean we have a thing for you. Mom told us to love the "special" ones.

3. Keep the bedroom thingy to yourself. We are not interested in how you fuck, how "tight" or "lose" the girl's "hole" is because most probably your cock is tiny.

4. Don't come back from overseas with a fake ascent. It's stupid and it's not attractive. Learn from movies are not advisable.

5. You are not as smart as you think you are. Just because you earn a few bucks more then average then you think you are good in everything while we all know you sucks in everything but we don't want to make you look like a loser because we care about you.

6. When you talk about your past achievement, we pretend to be shocking and admire you a lot. Honestly, sometimes we just want to make you happy without telling you we have better achievement then yours.

7. Don't tell lies to impress us. We hate liars most.

8. We are not those bitches who are after your money. If we are really into your money, your bank account will be dry now and we could dump you ages ago.

9. If you want to court us, just confess. We hate guys who can't decide things. If you can't make up your mind, we'll date the next guy and forget about you.

10. When we say no firmly, we do mean NO!

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