Half Drunk Shark

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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

guys

to guys, girl are categorised to:
a. fuck and run type (AKA one night stand type)
b. fuck and die type (AKA the very "virgin" type)

and i categorise guys to:
a. fucker ( need sex almost everyday type)
b. not-so-much-of-a-fucker (can live without sex for more then one week type)
warning: do not ask me to categorise you, categorise yourself!

of course there is more, such as
a. nice (the Mr. Nice guy)
b. nerd ( 'i-donno-lets-refer-to-the-book' type)
c. bastard ( "i-pretend-to-know-everything-even-if-i-don't-know-nothing" type)
d. dumb ("i-don't-give-a-damn" type)

but anyway, we'll be talking about guys.

when a pretty lady passed by, they'll be saying,
" this one can fuck" or "this one very pretty"
when a sweet and cute girl passed by, they'll be saying,
"this one need skill to fuck" or "this one very cute, my type"

when a huge lady walk by, they'll be saying,
"ohhhh my godddd!!!!!" or "go home lar, polute our eyes nia!"
guys who says this, mostly are huge themselves, don't lie

there is some guys who would tell me their sex stories and say which girl is a bitch, which girl's "hole" very "tight" or "lose"
-_-
i think guys need to have a huge mirror to look at themselves.
LOOK AT YOURSELF PROPERLY PLEASE....!!!!

you fuck around and fuck a lot of girls, so what?
you fuck all the hot girls, so what?
you have girls coming to you to have a hot night, so what?
you flirt with a girl to have a hot night, so what?

and by the end of the day, you got AIDS, congrats!

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