the best christmas greetings

a wise man once said:" a picture speaks a thousand word."


i'll let you all figure out what this means.



































nice izit it?

a fucker used to be friend

I'm going to talk about a fucker who use to be our "friend". he is a back-stabber, sex-maniac, "hole-screwer", double-face and a total bitch.

here's a list of the crime he did:
1. He bad-mouth about his friend to court someone.
2. He bad-mouth about his friend to me to make me join him in his evil plan.
3. He stole my artwork.
4. He bad mouth about me right after he stole my artwork.
5. he thinks he is a good fucker (but actually he's not).
6. He fucks around like a prostitute.

and his fucking website which contains my artwork, he claim to be his property. (though i know the pictures i edited is nothing very "keng", but then it's my work!)

a toast to that bloody fucker, may him get infected by AIDS as soon as possible. cheers!

guys

to guys, girl are categorised to:
a. fuck and run type (AKA one night stand type)
b. fuck and die type (AKA the very "virgin" type)

and i categorise guys to:
a. fucker ( need sex almost everyday type)
b. not-so-much-of-a-fucker (can live without sex for more then one week type)
warning: do not ask me to categorise you, categorise yourself!

of course there is more, such as
a. nice (the Mr. Nice guy)
b. nerd ( 'i-donno-lets-refer-to-the-book' type)
c. bastard ( "i-pretend-to-know-everything-even-if-i-don't-know-nothing" type)
d. dumb ("i-don't-give-a-damn" type)

but anyway, we'll be talking about guys.

when a pretty lady passed by, they'll be saying,
" this one can fuck" or "this one very pretty"
when a sweet and cute girl passed by, they'll be saying,
"this one need skill to fuck" or "this one very cute, my type"

when a huge lady walk by, they'll be saying,
"ohhhh my godddd!!!!!" or "go home lar, polute our eyes nia!"
guys who says this, mostly are huge themselves, don't lie

there is some guys who would tell me their sex stories and say which girl is a bitch, which girl's "hole" very "tight" or "lose"
-_-
i think guys need to have a huge mirror to look at themselves.
LOOK AT YOURSELF PROPERLY PLEASE....!!!!

you fuck around and fuck a lot of girls, so what?
you fuck all the hot girls, so what?
you have girls coming to you to have a hot night, so what?
you flirt with a girl to have a hot night, so what?

and by the end of the day, you got AIDS, congrats!